What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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We're Finnished."

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Your products are fruity.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Toucan play at that game!

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Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.