What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?

Donut seeds.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game