What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.