How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.