How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.