What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.