How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.