How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.