Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.