Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish