Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...