Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!