Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.