What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack