What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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A booquet of flowers.