Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"