What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station