Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel!

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.