Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.