How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out