How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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File Jokes More File Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!