Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.