Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles