What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.