What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.