What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites