What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites