What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.