Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.