Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who is saved?

America

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.