What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail