What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.