What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.