How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!