How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation