How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo