How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.