What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!