Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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Baa-Dum-Sss

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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None because they go barefoot.

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Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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Ukrainian take away.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.