What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river