What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.