How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes