Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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at the stock market

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Ukraine your neck.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.