Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Chernobyl Fallout Jokes More Chernobyl Fallout Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.