Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.