Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.