Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.