Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.