Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!