What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.