When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.