What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.