What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.