What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.