Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.