Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.