Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What did A say to B about : and D?

They seem happy when they are together - :D

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.