Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi