Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin