Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.