Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.