Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.