Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.