Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!