When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.