When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What did you say?

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.