How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside