How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.