How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.