How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!