How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!