What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.