What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.