What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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Tutankhamun.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".