Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.