Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.