Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

College Jokes More College Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.