Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level