Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level