Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level