Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.