What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.