What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.