What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.