What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.