What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.