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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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