How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)