How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double