How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.