How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror