How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.